Post by Keridwen on Jul 2, 2006 0:46:04 GMT 10
House and his team take on a new patient, Bob, who comes to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital after suffering from a breathing attack while role-playing in the bedroom with his wife (guest star Samantha Mathis). All the symptoms point to heavy metal poisoning, but the tests do not. Meanwhile, as the team goes through its diagnostic process, House is wreaking havoc in the clinic, telling a patient that he got a sexually transmitted disease from his wife. When the wife confronts House about it, he tricks the patient and his wife into divulging the truth. In addition, Wilson has moved in with House and things are not going too smoothly. After House and his team treat Bob for a number of things, including food allergies and lupus, with no results, House is still sure it's heavy metal poisoning. When all the usual metals turn up negative, House confronts Bob's wife as to the origin of Bob's deadly illness, and all signs point to the wife in“Clueless”.
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I loved this ep! Definitley one of the better ones!! Is it just me or did any of you wish you were poisoning your husband with gold so House would bash you up against a toilet cubicle gripping your hand? *laughs*
Memorable Quotes:
House: This isn't going to work.
Wilson: What isn't?
House: You. Staying here.
Wilson: You're kicking me out!?
House: You think we should try councelling first?
Wilson: I'll be out of your hair tomorrow. (muttering) What's left of it.
House: You have herpes.
Clinic Patient: Herpes?
House: Herpes. Your turn.
House: Lungs... skin.... skin.... lungs...... sklungs?
(House, Chase and Foreman are in the mens room, Cameron is outside)
House: (shouts) Need an allergy expert in here!
Cameron: (reluctant) This can wait 2 minutes!
House: You don't know that.
(Just the way he said that made be crack up SOOOO much!! haha! He's like all defensive/funny when he says 'YOU don't know that'!! lmao)
House: Australian Bull Ants, on the other hand, masty little bastards, more of a nuisance than a threat. [Looks at Chase] No surprise there.
Woman: [springs out at a surprised Cuddy] I am NOT having an affair with my daughters karate teacher and I did NOT give my husband herpes!
Cuddy: [to nurse] Find out where House is.
(haha - like she knew straight away that it was House... lmao)
(House & Cameron are in Cuddy's office)
Cameron: She is not poisoning her husband!
House: It's the only explanation!
Cameron: No! It's the only explanation your twisted mind can come up with because you're angry that you can find the answer and you're taking it out on her!
House: And you're protecting a complete stranger based on some childishly romantic notion that people are all so happily married that they don't wan't to kill each other!
Cameron: Are you calling me childish?
House: Grow up.
Cuddy: Shut up! Both of you!!
hahahah the look on Cuddy's face when House & Cameron were shouting at each other.... lmao! classic!