Post by Dru on Jan 6, 2006 19:37:52 GMT 10
Ack I'm horrible I know! I have about a million WIPS and I'm starting another one?! *sighs* But when the plot bunny bites..... *sigh* So here's the first little bit of my latest Chase fic. Oh and erm read the warnings!
Title: Why you should never visit family if your last name is Chase
Author: Dru
Fandom: House M.D. X-over with Buffy/Angel
Pairing: Spoked of Angel/Cordelia other wise none
Summary: After a visit to his cousin Cordelia in LA Chase has a little problem....
Archive: If you want it!
Rating: M to be safe
Parts: 1/?
Status: WIP
Spoilers: for Buffy and Angel umm if you haven't seen them after all this time.....dude. House up until and after Deception
Series/Sequel: No
Website: www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D., any of the characters, or Buffy or or Angel or any of them either. *sulk*
Authors notes & Warnings: This is insane I know. *sighs* I've battled the plot bunnies for days but in the end as always I gave in and am writing this. It's a male preg. Yes I said it! Chase gets knocked up! Thank god for X-overs or this would be even stupider then it's going to be.... To make this work (And make my self happy...) consider seasons 6 and 7 of Buffy to never have happened and seasons 4 and 5 of Angel to never have happened. *squints* Ok ok ok the Cordy/Connor/Jasmine crap and the Wolfram and Hart stuff never happened. Angel and co are still in the hotel all together working to help the hopeless and Cordy's still Cordy not....whatever you wanna call her during the total slaughtering of her character! Conner...umm *thinks of some way Conner could be non-annoying.* Eh screw it! Conner was never kidnapped! He's a toddler (*does quick math* About 4 now) Angel, Cordy and everyone have been raising since he was born. Cordy still did the half demon thing to keep her head from exploding and she and Angel are a happy couple of parents. Sunnydale is still there Buffy never came back and everyone's still all fighting by them selves, sometimes calling LA, etc... WARNINGS other then the Male pregnancy....I really, really, REALLY suck at writing medical babble! So um...forgive me?
Now! On to the fic!
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Chase laughed as he strolled down the street with his favorite cousin Cordelia, Cordy to most, enjoying the sunny heat of LA, a great break from winter in New Jersey.
"God I'm glad I came here! House told me to go back to Australia but God I can't imagine having to deal with that branch of the family! And LA, or Sunnydale where you used to live for that matter, is a hell of a lot closer so I have more time to have fun then stuck in a plane for hours!"
"Yeah well I'm glad you came too. I haven't seen you in... how many years has it been now? It's great to see you again. I'm just sorry it took Uncle Rowan's death to bring you here.... God! Why is it that people can never visit unless someone's croaked?! Willow never came to visit until Buffy died, you never come until now..."
"Hey! I've visited you before! It's just then I was really busy with University and medical school, then residency, internship, all the rest and now working for House. I haven't had much time for visiting and hanging out."
Cordy gave him a mild glare. "Likely story.... like you never ever have any time off?"
"I call! And write and e-mail! Remember us talking for hours on the phone after you gave me a heart attack when your school blew up? Or the whole thing with your parents... It's not like I fell into a void and have been ignoring you for all this time!"
"I kow....I've just missed you. I haven't really had much contact with family. My friends have been my only family for a long time now."
Chase put a arm around her shoulder. "They all seem really great. And it was really nice of Angel to let me stay at his hotel while I'm here. And while we're on the subject.... uh what is it that you guys do again? I'm not failure with many businesses that run out of old empty hotels."
"We're privet instigators. We help the hopeless and hopefully sometimes actually get payed for it! Uh not that I'm complaining or anything!"
Chase grinned at her clearly amused. "Cordelia Chase complain? Of course not! And tell me again what's the story with Conner?"
"I've told you before. Angels' ex died in labor. Not much story to tell. All of us have been helping Angel take care of Conner since then."
"Should I be telling House I'm going to need more time off for a wedding any time soon?" Chase teased.
"I wouldn't bet on it! It took us years just to admit we liked each other! I have a good thing going now. We have each other, our friends, I have a job where I can help people, really make a difference in the world, and I got a gorgeous, wonderful little boy without having to deal with puking my guts out or any other pregnancy fun!" Cordy told him with a small laugh.
Chase grinned and poked her. "So I don't have to take Angel aside and give him and talking to about making an honest woman of you?"
Cordy laughed so hard she had to stop walking and lean her hands on her knees."You- oh! God that's a good one!" Chase gave her a bemused look while she caught her breath. "Rob, I could kicked you ass up and down the street <i>before</i> I took fighting lessons! Angel would pound you into a pile of icky slim and that's if he didn't wet himself laughing first!"
Chase mock pouted at her. "He's not that big!"
"Yes. He IS that big. And you are that small! I mean come on! Look at you! Buffy had more fat on her then you do! In fact I think you could fit into her prom dress!" Cordy teased.
"I'm not that skinny! I have a fast metabolism and I work long hours!" Chase snapped defending him self.
Cordy snickered. "Rob you're talking to Cordelia Chase. The original Queen of Sunnydale High. I know dieting when I see it!"
"I do not!"
Cordy patted his arm. "What ever you say sweety! Hey lets stop in here I'm dying for a coffee fix!" She said gesturing to the coffee shop they were coming up on.
"A doctor never says no to coffee!" Chase laughed pulling the door open for her.
A few minutes later they walked out cups in hand and promptly bumped into a very pregnant woman on the street. "Oh we're sorry! Are you ok?"
The woman scowled rubbed her her back. "No I'm not ok! I'm huge as a house, my back is killing, my moods swing faster then light and I just nearly got knocked over!"
"Ma'am she told you we're sorry. It was an accident. We didn't see you. I know how rough pregnancy is but..."
"You know how rough pregnancy is?! What do you know?! You're a man! Ugh! I just wish a man could actually know how hard this is!" She snapped as she stalked, ok closer to waddled, off.
Chase and Cordy blinked at the womans retreating back. "Wow. Random crankiness much?"
Chase nodded looking bewildered.
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In the ally outside of Chase and Cordelia's view a woman smirked as she observed the interaction then eyed up Chase and whispered, "Wish Granted." , as her pendant glowed brightly.
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Title: Why you should never visit family if your last name is Chase
Author: Dru
Fandom: House M.D. X-over with Buffy/Angel
Pairing: Spoked of Angel/Cordelia other wise none
Summary: After a visit to his cousin Cordelia in LA Chase has a little problem....
Archive: If you want it!
Rating: M to be safe
Parts: 1/?
Status: WIP
Spoilers: for Buffy and Angel umm if you haven't seen them after all this time.....dude. House up until and after Deception
Series/Sequel: No
Website: www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D., any of the characters, or Buffy or or Angel or any of them either. *sulk*
Authors notes & Warnings: This is insane I know. *sighs* I've battled the plot bunnies for days but in the end as always I gave in and am writing this. It's a male preg. Yes I said it! Chase gets knocked up! Thank god for X-overs or this would be even stupider then it's going to be.... To make this work (And make my self happy...) consider seasons 6 and 7 of Buffy to never have happened and seasons 4 and 5 of Angel to never have happened. *squints* Ok ok ok the Cordy/Connor/Jasmine crap and the Wolfram and Hart stuff never happened. Angel and co are still in the hotel all together working to help the hopeless and Cordy's still Cordy not....whatever you wanna call her during the total slaughtering of her character! Conner...umm *thinks of some way Conner could be non-annoying.* Eh screw it! Conner was never kidnapped! He's a toddler (*does quick math* About 4 now) Angel, Cordy and everyone have been raising since he was born. Cordy still did the half demon thing to keep her head from exploding and she and Angel are a happy couple of parents. Sunnydale is still there Buffy never came back and everyone's still all fighting by them selves, sometimes calling LA, etc... WARNINGS other then the Male pregnancy....I really, really, REALLY suck at writing medical babble! So um...forgive me?
Now! On to the fic!
---
Chase laughed as he strolled down the street with his favorite cousin Cordelia, Cordy to most, enjoying the sunny heat of LA, a great break from winter in New Jersey.
"God I'm glad I came here! House told me to go back to Australia but God I can't imagine having to deal with that branch of the family! And LA, or Sunnydale where you used to live for that matter, is a hell of a lot closer so I have more time to have fun then stuck in a plane for hours!"
"Yeah well I'm glad you came too. I haven't seen you in... how many years has it been now? It's great to see you again. I'm just sorry it took Uncle Rowan's death to bring you here.... God! Why is it that people can never visit unless someone's croaked?! Willow never came to visit until Buffy died, you never come until now..."
"Hey! I've visited you before! It's just then I was really busy with University and medical school, then residency, internship, all the rest and now working for House. I haven't had much time for visiting and hanging out."
Cordy gave him a mild glare. "Likely story.... like you never ever have any time off?"
"I call! And write and e-mail! Remember us talking for hours on the phone after you gave me a heart attack when your school blew up? Or the whole thing with your parents... It's not like I fell into a void and have been ignoring you for all this time!"
"I kow....I've just missed you. I haven't really had much contact with family. My friends have been my only family for a long time now."
Chase put a arm around her shoulder. "They all seem really great. And it was really nice of Angel to let me stay at his hotel while I'm here. And while we're on the subject.... uh what is it that you guys do again? I'm not failure with many businesses that run out of old empty hotels."
"We're privet instigators. We help the hopeless and hopefully sometimes actually get payed for it! Uh not that I'm complaining or anything!"
Chase grinned at her clearly amused. "Cordelia Chase complain? Of course not! And tell me again what's the story with Conner?"
"I've told you before. Angels' ex died in labor. Not much story to tell. All of us have been helping Angel take care of Conner since then."
"Should I be telling House I'm going to need more time off for a wedding any time soon?" Chase teased.
"I wouldn't bet on it! It took us years just to admit we liked each other! I have a good thing going now. We have each other, our friends, I have a job where I can help people, really make a difference in the world, and I got a gorgeous, wonderful little boy without having to deal with puking my guts out or any other pregnancy fun!" Cordy told him with a small laugh.
Chase grinned and poked her. "So I don't have to take Angel aside and give him and talking to about making an honest woman of you?"
Cordy laughed so hard she had to stop walking and lean her hands on her knees."You- oh! God that's a good one!" Chase gave her a bemused look while she caught her breath. "Rob, I could kicked you ass up and down the street <i>before</i> I took fighting lessons! Angel would pound you into a pile of icky slim and that's if he didn't wet himself laughing first!"
Chase mock pouted at her. "He's not that big!"
"Yes. He IS that big. And you are that small! I mean come on! Look at you! Buffy had more fat on her then you do! In fact I think you could fit into her prom dress!" Cordy teased.
"I'm not that skinny! I have a fast metabolism and I work long hours!" Chase snapped defending him self.
Cordy snickered. "Rob you're talking to Cordelia Chase. The original Queen of Sunnydale High. I know dieting when I see it!"
"I do not!"
Cordy patted his arm. "What ever you say sweety! Hey lets stop in here I'm dying for a coffee fix!" She said gesturing to the coffee shop they were coming up on.
"A doctor never says no to coffee!" Chase laughed pulling the door open for her.
A few minutes later they walked out cups in hand and promptly bumped into a very pregnant woman on the street. "Oh we're sorry! Are you ok?"
The woman scowled rubbed her her back. "No I'm not ok! I'm huge as a house, my back is killing, my moods swing faster then light and I just nearly got knocked over!"
"Ma'am she told you we're sorry. It was an accident. We didn't see you. I know how rough pregnancy is but..."
"You know how rough pregnancy is?! What do you know?! You're a man! Ugh! I just wish a man could actually know how hard this is!" She snapped as she stalked, ok closer to waddled, off.
Chase and Cordy blinked at the womans retreating back. "Wow. Random crankiness much?"
Chase nodded looking bewildered.
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In the ally outside of Chase and Cordelia's view a woman smirked as she observed the interaction then eyed up Chase and whispered, "Wish Granted." , as her pendant glowed brightly.
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