Post by annie on Jan 5, 2006 7:37:04 GMT 10
Here’s an ongoing list of Dr. House’s most memorable quips from Season 2:
Foreman – “She a regular at OTB. Somehow I don't see her holding down a nine-to-five and going to PTA meetings.”
House – “I was there and I have a nine-to-three job.”
- Deception
“What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know.”
- Deception
“Sorry I missed that. White count’s been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head.”
- Deception
Stacy – “Where’s Chase?”
House – “He’s too busy to service you until after work. I’ve got a few minutes, though. Feel free to say something like, ‘What’ll we do with the time left over?’”
- The Mistake
“One caveat: I’ve now moved past threesomes. I’m into foursomes.”
- The Mistake
“Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.”
- Hunting
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.”
- Hunting
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a… I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.”
- Spin
“What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts?”
- Spin
Cameron – “Who was that?”
House – “Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that’s sexy?”
- Daddy’s Boy
Foreman – “You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.”
House – “Which is why it’s going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.”
- Daddy’s Boy
“You -- Intravenous broad spectrum antibiotics. You -- Get cervical, thoracic and lumbar T2 weighted fast spin echo MRIs. And you -- Track down all the other Richie Riches who went to Jamaica. See if any of them have the shocks, the trots or the hots.”
- Daddy’s Boy
“Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail.”
- TB Or Not TB
“You ever notice all of the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa…can’t think of any others, they all die alone. Men, on the other hand, get so much tang it’s crazy.”
- TB Or Not TB
“If I tried a scheme like this, you’d get that nasty wrinkly face and screech like a hyena. Very sexy, I admit.”
- Humpty Dumpty
“Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven’t slept with. I am that good.”
- Humpty Dumpty
“I’m happy to report that we are now so in sync, we’re actually wearing each other’s underwear.”
- Humpty Dumpty
“Union rules. I can’t check out this guy’s seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch.”
- Autopsy
Chase – “If she’s never kissed a boy, it’s a fair bet she’s never had sex.”
House – “Tell that to all the hookers who won’t kiss me on the mouth.”
- Autopsy
“Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?”
- Autopsy
“What’s with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?”
- Acceptance
“Talk to Cuddy. She’s got me going to Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She’s trying to impress her new sex-retary.”
- Acceptance
Stacy – “If you didn’t want me working here, why didn’t you just say so?”
House – “I don’t want you working right here. In my office. But anywhere else in the building is fine. It’s a really big hospital.”
- Acceptance
Foreman – “Blood gas came back with a pH of 7.28, and a decreased HCO3.”
House – “Which means two things. Most importantly, Cameron was wrong about the bi-carb. Less significantly, we have a brand new symptom. Who’s chubby?”
- Acceptance
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annie
Foreman – “She a regular at OTB. Somehow I don't see her holding down a nine-to-five and going to PTA meetings.”
House – “I was there and I have a nine-to-three job.”
- Deception
“What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know.”
- Deception
“Sorry I missed that. White count’s been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head.”
- Deception
Stacy – “Where’s Chase?”
House – “He’s too busy to service you until after work. I’ve got a few minutes, though. Feel free to say something like, ‘What’ll we do with the time left over?’”
- The Mistake
“One caveat: I’ve now moved past threesomes. I’m into foursomes.”
- The Mistake
“Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.”
- Hunting
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.”
- Hunting
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a… I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.”
- Spin
“What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts?”
- Spin
Cameron – “Who was that?”
House – “Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that’s sexy?”
- Daddy’s Boy
Foreman – “You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.”
House – “Which is why it’s going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.”
- Daddy’s Boy
“You -- Intravenous broad spectrum antibiotics. You -- Get cervical, thoracic and lumbar T2 weighted fast spin echo MRIs. And you -- Track down all the other Richie Riches who went to Jamaica. See if any of them have the shocks, the trots or the hots.”
- Daddy’s Boy
“Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail.”
- TB Or Not TB
“You ever notice all of the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa…can’t think of any others, they all die alone. Men, on the other hand, get so much tang it’s crazy.”
- TB Or Not TB
“If I tried a scheme like this, you’d get that nasty wrinkly face and screech like a hyena. Very sexy, I admit.”
- Humpty Dumpty
“Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven’t slept with. I am that good.”
- Humpty Dumpty
“I’m happy to report that we are now so in sync, we’re actually wearing each other’s underwear.”
- Humpty Dumpty
“Union rules. I can’t check out this guy’s seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch.”
- Autopsy
Chase – “If she’s never kissed a boy, it’s a fair bet she’s never had sex.”
House – “Tell that to all the hookers who won’t kiss me on the mouth.”
- Autopsy
“Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?”
- Autopsy
“What’s with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?”
- Acceptance
“Talk to Cuddy. She’s got me going to Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She’s trying to impress her new sex-retary.”
- Acceptance
Stacy – “If you didn’t want me working here, why didn’t you just say so?”
House – “I don’t want you working right here. In my office. But anywhere else in the building is fine. It’s a really big hospital.”
- Acceptance
Foreman – “Blood gas came back with a pH of 7.28, and a decreased HCO3.”
House – “Which means two things. Most importantly, Cameron was wrong about the bi-carb. Less significantly, we have a brand new symptom. Who’s chubby?”
- Acceptance
hah.....i <3 house........yummy
<3 ya,
annie